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		<title>For Every FAIL There Is a SUCCESS</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When life gets you down, there&#8217;s always a product to lift you back up.]]></description>
		<link>http://intermittentrant.com/2010/04/for-every-fail-there-is-a-success/</link>
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		<title>And This Is Why Americans Are Stupid</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, at least this is one of the reasons&#8230;the many, many reasons.  Oh, and this is a reason too. I remember the good ol&#8217; days when there was the Hitler channel otherwise known as A&#38;E, when TLC stood for The LEARNING Channel, and when Spike TV was TNN or The Nashville Network.  OK, so I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://intermittentrant.com/2010/03/and-this-is-why-americans-are-stupid/</link>
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		<title>Shut Your Website Up!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I am sick, sick, sick to death of websites that have sound. I mean, I like sound in general. I like YouTube and Hulu and they have sound. What I can&#8217;t stand is YOUR shitty-ass website with animated gif&#8217;s, center-aligned text, and that fucking WAV file of your favorite song you have that starts playing [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://intermittentrant.com/2010/03/shut-your-website-up/</link>
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		<title>Brooklyn&#8217;s Got Balls</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just an observation.  And I would find it very hard to believe that I&#8217;m the first to make the connection.  What?!  Didn&#8217;t you study this stuff in health class?  Anyway, just look at the picture&#8230;]]></description>
		<link>http://intermittentrant.com/2009/12/brooklyns-got-balls/</link>
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		<title>IBM Thinks You&#8217;re Stupid</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever see one of these commercials? bed> What is a cloud?  Well, let IBM tell you.  A cloud is a &#8220;workload-optimized, service-management platform enabling new consumption and delivery models.&#8221;  Thanks, IBM.  That clears it up for me.  All this time I thought a cloud was one of those fluffy, white things that appear in the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://intermittentrant.com/2009/11/ibm-thinks-youre-stupid/</link>
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		<title>Mickey the Hedgehog/Sonic Mouse Or: The New &#8220;Fuck You&#8221; Face of Disney</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There’s been some buzz about Mickey Mouse’s Makeover. When I saw the rendered image of a new “cantankerous and cunning” Mickey, I thought to myself, “My word! That looks just like Sonic the Hedgehog!” (Yes, I sound like Dr. Watson when I think to myself…by Jove!) Anyway, take a look for yourself. I must say [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://intermittentrant.com/2009/11/mickey-the-hedgehogsonic-mouse-or-the-new-fuck-you-face-of-disney/</link>
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		<title>eHarmony Commercials Are Worse Than The Froth From Satan’s Butthole</title>
		<description><![CDATA[OK, I agree…a little graphic. I have to admit I don’t know much about Satan’s butthole nor the frothy badness that spews from it, but we shall leave the explicit details for another time. Tonight I was watching television when lo a little commercial featuring a web product sold by a Mister Neil Clark Warren [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://intermittentrant.com/2009/11/eharmony-commercials-are-worse-than-the-froth-from-satan%e2%80%99s-butthole/</link>
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		<title>Scary Movies Are Not That Scary</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s Halloween time and Hallywood…err, Hollywood…is bringing out a spate of “scary” movies to frighten those dollars out of our wallets. Just recently I went to see Paranormal Activity at the local cineplex. Among the previews was The Fourth Kind, which I haven’t seen but pretty much looks like Paranormal Activity but with a bigger [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://intermittentrant.com/2009/11/scary-movies-are-not-that-scary/</link>
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		<title>OMG, Glenn Beck Is So Right…</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For those of you who don’t know who Glenn Beck is, let me give you a brief biography. He’s this guy that won a radio DJ contest and rode that wave into a show on the Fox News Channel, where he gets paid to show the batshit insane side of Fox News. Recently, Beck has [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://intermittentrant.com/2009/09/omg-glenn-beck-is-so-right%e2%80%a6/</link>
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		<title>For All I Do and This is How the Internet Sees Me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have no idea what this signifies, but it looked cool while it was being compiled. Basically, Personas is an art exhibit that takes your name and scours the Interweb for it. It is color coded based on categories. It’s basically data mining if data mining were like the gay pride rainbow flag. I want [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://intermittentrant.com/2009/09/for-all-i-do-and-this-is-how-the-internet-sees-me/</link>
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