Intermittent Rant

Okay, so here’s me as a Simpsons character. Notice how I’m heading into Krusty-Lu Studios like a bigshot. Yeah, that’s me…a bigshot as a cartoon, loser in real-life…

Notice the BK logo at the bottom…it says, “Yes, I am willing to be a shill for a corporation in exchange for stupid freebies!” If you too would like to enjoy the many benefits of Simpsonization, you can get yer ass to simpsonizeme.com. And you too can live the dream…just like me.