Archive for October, 2005

I was “surfin’ the net” the other day — specifically Craigslist — and came across SEVERAL postings advertising dating sites. Now most of us are aware of match.com, but were you aware of the plethora of match.com-wannabes out there? The following is a short list of some of the tastier gems from cyberspace:

itsjustcoffee.com

For those non-committal, coffee-achiever types.

teamdating.com

Now women can date the same way they go to the bathroom!

bananasanddonuts.com

I guess cockandpussy.com was already taken. I’ll leave this one to the imagination.

deafsinglesconnection.com

I guess going to a concert is out of the question.

cowboycowgirl.com

Is that a 10-gallon hat or are you just happy to see me? Wait, don’t answer that.

inmate-connections.com

Yes, girls! When having a man on a tight leash just isn’t enough.

womenbehindbars.com

Yes, guys! It’s the plot of 30% of all softcore porn films come to life! Here, you want them to drop the soap.

findashemalelover.com

One thing I don’t get: “Huge Package” isn’t listed as one of the body types.

datemypet.com

I can imagine some very weird 3-ways here. Then again, no…I’d rather not.